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The ABCs of Sex, the Secret Files of Dr. Zukovski Sex between two or more people: The First Time In his extensive sex study, Dr. Zukovski found that an individual who has not yet had sex is forced to experience his or her first time without any previous experience. According to Dr. Zukovski, many athletes have something of a selective memory when it comes to their first medal or goal. This is impossible when it comes to your first sexual experience - everything counts. The First Time is irreversible, and once it's done, it can't ever be undone. In an attempt to improve the quality of the first sexual experience, Dr. Zukovski attempted to develop the First Time so that it could be acquired once someone already had some experience, but he abandoned the project because it failed to produce any results. Only in extremely rare cases does the First Time actually go according to a preconceived plan. Reconstruction of one First Time 
Because the test subject was unclear about what had happened during the First Time, Dr. Zukovski used hypnosis to create a reconstruction of the chain of events. If you want your First Time to be a pleasant experience, it is possible to prepare, for example in the same way in which pilots take flying lessons before they're allowed to take control of a plane. Zukovski put together three rules of thumb for the First Time: 1) Always carry a latex condom with you. 2) Don't do anything you feel you aren't ready to do. Worrying that you and Britney Spears are the last two virgins on earth is not a good reason to get rid of your virginity. In all likelihood, your friends are at least slightly exaggerating when they tell you all about their years of sexual experience. 3) If you find yourself in an intimate situation while you're drunk, politely suggest that you continue things the next day. If it still seems like a great idea then, go for it! In that way, you'll stay on top of the situation. The three rules of thumb 
Above, we see Zukovski in the throws of developing his survival guide for how to ensure that the First Time is pleasurable and happens without causing any personal harm. Although there are as many First Times as there are first timers, in his study of the phenomenon, Dr. Zukovski found that the First Time can basically be divided into two distinct categories; romantic and not so romantic. A romantic First Time is the journey two people who are attached to one another to take to each other's most secret depths and back again. The not so romantic version usually involves much less thought and is often just a practical attempt to rid oneself of one's virginity and to join the ranks of those possessing experience in the area of sexual intercourse. Manolito 
The above picture is of Manolito - loved by the ladies, kind of the nightclub scene and world-renowned gigolo. As someone older and with more experience, he has "helped" many women to rid themselves of their embarrassing lack of experience. He keeps condoms on his belt as badges of merit. Those individuals who choose a not so romantic First Time don't usually have their first good sexual experience until much later. Because Zukovski found this practice to be rather impractical, he decided to study it more closely. He discovered that the main factor leading to hasty and not so romantic First Times was that people were in a hurry. To this day, he has yet to figure out where? Hurry 
The above picture depicts someone who is in a hurry. This phenomenon has now also spread to the activity of having sex. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
