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The ABCs of Sex, the Secret Files of Dr. Zukovski Physical appearance According to Henry Zukovski, there are no disadvantages caused by one's physical appearance when having sex. In fact, quite the opposite it true. It is completely possible to have sex even if one is not happy with his or her own physical appearance. If this were not the case, not very many people in the world would be having sex, as Zukovski did not encounter anyone at all in his extensive studies who was completely happy with his or her own physical appearance. Zukovski has spent years closely followed Michael Jackson's attempt at achieving this goal with a great deal of concern. Nobody's perfect 
Dr. Zukovski was baffled by the discovery that even picture-perfect women see flaws in themselves which are not visible to anyone else. Zukovski has found that for lack of any other available material, especially young men form conceptions about the optimum size of the genitalia on the basis of porno movies. According to Dr. Zukovski, the merits of porno movies lie in their quality screenwriting or fantastic music at best, but as far as their use as a point of comparison is concerned, they're about as useful as having gum on the sole of your shoe. Not many people find them helpful in that sense. The adventures of Ski-boot-Sam, Slipper-Suzy and Sandal-Sarah's beach vacation. 
The picture depicts a porno movie producer's take on a poster for a movie about shoes. So what is the recommended size when it comes to having sex? For the purpose of answering this question, Dr. Zukovski has developed a handy measurement system for use in measuring both women's breasts and men's genitalia. The system is so handy you can even take it with you on vacation! So throw away your rulers and measuring tape - you won't be needing them anymore! In Zukovski's measurement-by- hand system, the body part in question is felt with the hands; if it fits in the hand and can be gripped tightly, it is exactly the right size and thus suitable for use when having sex. The same rule of thumb applies to women's breasts. Size 
The biggest advantage to having larger than average male genitalia is that they can be shown off, for example to other men in the showers at public swimming pools. There is a definite advantage to possessing physical beauty when it comes to having sex, particularly in the initial stages, although it is not the only thing that counts. Less attractive people can fall back on their charisma and their personalities, both of which have a direct and significant impact on an individual's sexual attractiveness. As is the case with physical appearance, one can improve his or her personality, for example by becoming a more interesting person. The easiest way to accomplish this is by being interested in the same things as your potential partner. According to Dr. Zukovski, even the rarest of cases involving completely uncharismatic people should not lose hope, as it is always possible to rely on cleverness in such cases. For example, if you are completely uncharismatic, you might try getting yourself a train schedule and making a date by the railroad tracks. That way, your partner will always feel the roar of the trains when you meet. Charisma 
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