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The ABCs of Sex, the Secret Files of Dr. Zukovski Midsummer special: Summer fling Dr. Zukovski noticed that in the summer people can become so attractive that it is actually impossible for them not to be aroused by each other. In his extensive sex study, Dr. Zukovski discovered that the sun, warm weather and alcohol are the most influential factors on the increase in sexual attraction between individuals. When two people who are clearly under the influence of these conditions meet, it is possible that such a meeting could unexpectedly result in a so-called "summer fling" - in other words, sex between at least two people who might not engage in sex under other circumstances. The summer fling phenomenon 
The first signs of the possible development of a summer fling can be detected in the subject above, who is being filmed by hidden Zukocam. A typical summer fling can be characterised as an act which takes place outdoors in the summer and while under the influence of alcohol, and is also referred to as a WASTED-act. The WASTED-act occurs at random, and usually takes place briefly on the sidelines at verious festivals and camp ground sites, in city parks and forrested areas. The WASTED-act 
In the heat of the summer night, even the most experienced enthusiasts run the risk of engaging in amateurish fooling around. Because the WASTED-act often takes place without any protection, Dr. Zukovski decided to study the phenomenon more extensively, as the participants in the act were fully aware of the inherent risk of becoming infected with a sexually transmitted disease. Was this an example of someone suffering from a lack of the instinct of self-protection - otherwise known as "idiotism"? The self-protection instinct 
Dr. Zukovski performed the hole in the rock test on numerous individuals. Although he was able to prove that the hole in the rock was completely safe, almost none of the test subjects were willing to stick their hand into it. Zukovski found that it was really a matter of the availability of forms of protection. Zukovski himself tested all of the forms of protection most typically found in areas in which the WASTED-act tends to occur. It's easy to grin when you win 
The picture above shows the overwhelming winner of Dr. Zukovski's test of the available forms of protection: The "Undefeated Champion" condom. The clear winner of Zukovski's test of various forms of protection was a rubber condom, which was found to be superior as a form of birth control and protection, as well as in terms of the level of pleasure it allowed. The other forms of protection were also found to be highly effective forms of birth control, as it was impossible to use them when having sex. The biggest failure was found to be pulling out (not shown in the picture). It was found to be completely ineffective both as a form of birth control and as a form of protection from sexually transmitted diseases. It was also found to be the most expensive of all of the forms of protection on the basis of its principle of "buy now, pay later". In the next episode, Zukovski claims that he has yet to find anyone who is completely satisfied with their own physical appearance… | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
