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The ABCs of Sex, the Secret Files of Dr. Zukovski Sex with two or more people: Mr. or Ms. Right According to Henry Zukovski's extensive sex study, the people best suited to enter into a relationship are people who are in love with and like one another. A relationship can be built by anyone who is able to find a partner who is willing to do the same. The main building material is the glue-like relationship-putty which holds the relationship together. Relationships that are nailed or tied together usually fall apart during the first big storm. First-timers usually have no choice but to build the relationship on soft ground, which means that it runs a huge risk of falling apart. And because the foundation only hardens with time, according to Dr. Zukovski, it is important to take great care when choosing a partner. Mr. or Ms. Right 
Despite numerous attempts, Dr. Zukovski was unable to uncover any evidence of the existence of "Mr. or Ms. Right". Relationship-putty is at its strongest when used by people who are in love with each other. People who are in love can trash about quite extensively without letting the other go. But trashing about inevitably causes damage to relationships, so it's better to chose a partner with whom there is no need to trash about. The easiest thing to do is to choose a person who shares the same interests and who shares the initial feeling of falling in like and later of falling in love. However, since men and women rarely share exactly the same interests, it is better to play things safe by focussing on keeping the relationship-putty mouldable and in the best possible shape. Kumppaninvalintakaavio 
Zokovski's level criteria diagram clearly indicates that level requirements tend to decrease with age, which seems, however, not to have any significant effect on the quality of the relationship. A relationship with a good prognosis usually begins with a crush, which can be characterised as an acute state of confusion. If the crush continues for long enough, it can potentially result in falling in love. Falling in love is a chronic and much more serious condition, and it for this reason that Dr. Zukovski recommends falling in love with someone who loves you back. One-sided love has been proven to cause dangerous side-effects. People who are deeply in love with one another generally tend to be happy and don't require much else to make them happy, although it is important to keep in mind that the long-term survival of any relationship requires that it be nurtured and cared for. Anyone can fall in love with anyone 
Unless the individuals in the picture above don't stop and meet one another, a relationship will never develop, because their paths might never cross again. A relationship that hasn't been properly taken care of, much less one that has been neglected, requires swift action in order to be repaired. Below is an excerpt from Dr. Zukovski's quick-fix relationship guide: Problem A: The relationship works briefly, but then ends. Cause: The relationship has been sticked together with such haste that only some of the seams stay together. Cure: Remove any dirt, glue back together and make sure the relationship gets as much oxygen as it needs to survive. Problem B: A strange knocking in the relationship. Cause: The relationship requires lubrication. Cure: Lubricate the relationship with pampering, and don't be stingy with the lubricant. Problem C: The relationship is making a banging noise and is on the verge of running off its track. Cause: The relationship has been used inconsistently. A relationship that has been cold for a long time has an increased tendency to overheat. Cure: Keep the relationship warm and the banging noise will stop. A well cared for relationship will be able to withstand the bumps in the road. 
A well cared for relationship will last for years and years and be the source of more joy than anything else. | |
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